Words of Wisdom from Dubya

"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."
—George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 25, 2004
Thanks to Pure Land Mountain :-)

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