June 21, 2005

Zero rows returned

Wil Wheaton has a great post about buying a new geek-celebrating t-shirt and then trying to wear it for the first time. Oops. It's a great shirt; I've always liked the design though I don't have one of my own:

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;
> 0 rows returned

(Rough English translation: select all users who have a clue. Result: none. Also available in a BOSSES variation...)

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