What Muppet Are You?

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You are the the Swedish Chef.
You are a talented individual, nobody understands you. Perhaps it's because you talk funny.

FAVORITE EXPRESSION: "Brk! Brk! Brk!"
HOBBIES: Kokin' der yummee-yummers
FAVORITE MOVIE: "Wild Strawberries...and Creme"
LAST BOOK READ: "Der Swedish Chef Kokin' Bokin'"
QUOTE: "Vergoofin der flicke stoobin mit der brk-brk yubetcha!"

What Muppet are you?

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