Ways to wear a lame ID badge: Ring Around the Collar

Ring Around the Collar: She's less than five feet tall, so the lame ID badge --unassisted -- ends up hanging somewhere around her navel. So she loops the lanyard around her neck and then clips the lame badge itself to the tip of her polo shirt's collar.

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