August 11, 2004

Ways to wear a lame ID badge: Croc Hunter

Croc Hunter: The Croc Hunter wears his lame ID badge and lanyard casually lashed around a front belt loop. He's ready a moment's notice to pull it free and use it to tie a crocodile's jaws closed, right after wrestling it to the ground.

But crocodiles are rare here in Florida. He's more likely to see a gator -- or a Gainesville Gator, for that matter. The natural enemy of the Gainesville Gator is, of course, the Seminole.

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